Brother Da
You've been sleeping for two days
Get up
Too much sleep is bad for the brain
Teddy
Why have you become so gentle?
You even sound so flirtatious
What Teddy? You're so naughty
You used to call me Candy Candy
Candy candy?
Who are you?
What do you mean who I am? Look carefully
Have some honey
Ou Jinxuan?
Call me Candy Candy
No way! You've grown into Bitter Gourd
I feel bitter just looking at you
You're so naughty
What's got into you?
Don't you like it?
Well?
Do I remind you of someone?
Sure
You remind me of Gong Li
No, she's too old
I mean, when she played the White Bone Demon
You're really naughty
Everybody says I resemble Jun Ji-hyun
Who's Jun Ji-hyun?
You don't know her? She's a Korean star
Cheon Song-yi in My Love From The Star
Am I the spitting image of her?
Sure...
I am? Thank you
More like My Ape From The Star
You look just like a gorilla
From a lazy pig, you became a gorilla
What's got into you?
You're the reason
Me?
What did I do?
You asked me to pull my socks up
I did exactly just that
Well?
I'm happy to see the change in you
But you've become so weird
In what way am I weird?
You're weird from head to toe,
especially your voice
I'm used to you shouting at me
Shut up! You're so cheap
Now that's better
I was right
You are sick
Some people like being treated harshly...
for the thrill
My bum...
What was that for?
Don't you like it?
You're sick
Sit
Open
So sweet
But of course. I'm Candy Candy
You've got to be kidding
I'm not kidding
This is manuka honey. It's expensive
I bought it specially for you
This must be my imagination
I must be really sick
No
This is my imagination all right
I'm running a high fever,
yet I imagine that I'm not
Another mouthful, honey
What did you call me? - Honey
I bet I'm in a delirium
No doubt about it
My temperature must be above 40 degrees C
Ice! I need ice
Where are you going? Come back
No... - Come back...
Granny Swordswoman
What are you doing, Brother Da?
Thank goodness it was a dream
What a scare
Why?
Why are you fighting again?
You OK, Aunt?
I had a bad dream, that's all
You two shouldn't argue all the time
Let her do whatever she wants
I can't do that, Aunt
He's my nephew, and she's my wife-to-be
Why did such a thing happen to our family?
If our neighbours find out, I'll...
I almost vomited blood
I wasn't dreaming? It really happened?
You passed out because you were seething
This is driving me crazy
Fada
Save it, Aunt
He's too ashamed to stay here
I bought durians for him in the hope that...
they might help him recover faster
Zhou Fada
We're sworn enemies from now on
My ear feels so itchy
My fever's back?
Sure, and it's turned you into a coquette
Now that you're a lawyer,
you speak so much English that your Chinese level is dropping
A coquette refers to a woman
She's coquettish, and you're cheap
You've to observe propriety when with a friend's wife
What's more, she's your aunt
How shameless can you get? (rhymes with what's the time)
Four o'clock
You asked me the time
You're still in the mood for jokes
The whole thing is a big joke
A big joke?
Ou Jinxuan abhors me and is trying to get rid of me
This is a dirty trick she employed
You're the dirty one. Don't put the blame on her
I can't stand men like you
You blamed the woman for turning you on
You should know me
Am I such a jerk?
A fair face may hide a foul heart
Nobody knows me better than you do, Teddy
There's telepathy between us
There isn't
You carried a torch for a boy when you were 13
I was the first person to find out
Then you carried a torch for another guy when you were 18
Again I was the first person to find out
You call that telepathy?
Whenever you were in the doldrums,
I'd always appear
I could feel your abnormal brainwaves...
and negative energy
Going to tell me you pinned Ou Jinxuan on the sofa...
because you lost your balance?
See? There is telepathy. You knew exactly what I was going to say
The next thing you'll tell me is,
she kept tugging at you,
you put up resistance and lost your balance?
Yes! There's so much telepathy between us that...
our hearts beat as one
What was that for?
A person who has a sense of shame is a brave man
But you're trying to argue your way out of the mistake you made
It's abominable
My hand's dirty after slapping you
How come I failed to anticipate that?
Dinner's ready? Are you waiting for me?
Where's the food?
Swordswoman, I gave you money to buy food, didn't I?
You're waiting for an explanation from me
Don't believe what you saw
It wasn't the truth
You saw what happened in that split second...
but not what happened before that
Fine, what happened before that?
You wouldn't believe it
This was what happened
I was...
That was what really happened
You also think it's ridiculous?
It's ridiculous and pathetic
If you were a scriptwriter, you'd be slammed
Fancy coming up with such an absurd story
See? You don't believe it
Pigs might...
What have I been teaching you?
Never do anything against your conscience
But you did such a base thing
I'm your grandson of 30 years
Don't you trust me?
Indeed you're my grandson of 30 years
But alas, it's a rat I've brought up
You're no more grandson of mine
You're disowning me because of such a trivial matter?
Don't be so heartless
You call this a trivial matter?
If it really happened, it'd be no small matter
But if it didn't, it'd be trivial
Quit arguing
We were caught red-handed. What more is there to say?
Stop saying things which are not true
They've found out about our affair
So save your explanation. Let's go
Enough is enough, Ou Jinxuan
What will you gain from this?
Nothing, which goes to prove my love for you is true
You've picked the wrong target
He's stood steadfast and loyal
However obnoxious or snobbish you are,
his feelings for you never waver
That's what I call true love
Who cares? Never mind about him
I don't feel anything for him
Let me say this again
Don't stop me from pursuing my happiness
You're just a nobody to me
A good-for-nothing like you...
isn't fit to be jealous at all
OK?
Say something
What's there to say?
Just go
Tell her you're striving to be a real man
You'll become someone tougher than Huang Feihong and Ip Man
How?
If you're a man, promise me something
Take good care of my Youme
What?
You're my arch-enemy from now on
I'm your arch-enemy?
Yes, you are
You've been tricked, Uncle
She's trying to sow discord
That's enough. Let's go
Just go
Don't let me see you again
Don't bother to pay respects either when I'm gone
Uncle, did you let her use my notebook?
What a question to ask me at this time
Answer me
So what if I did?
I get it now
Come on
Aren't you something, Ou Jinxuan
An upright person wouldn't resort to deception
But you're devious
You've no qualms about doing anything sly
You actually peeped at my notebook and secret when I was sick
If it was a secret, how come I was able to access it?
I was off my guard
It was Heaven's will - What's Heaven's will?
It's decreed that we be together
Bah
I know it's Zhang Weixiong you fancy
In what way am I inferior to her?
I've the looks and the curves
You're inferior in three aspects (rhymes with three vital points)
You're sick
Look who's talking
These are the three aspects
No. 1, you're not as kind as her
She's an angel while you're a witch
No. 2, you're not as hard-working as her
She studied hard and strives for excellence
But you're a lazy bum...
who expects money to fall into your lap
No. 3, you're not as filial as her
She cares about her family,
but you're indifferent towards your family
You even see your son as a burden
You kiss the ground she walks on, but so what?
She only sees you as a shameless pervert now
What do you want?
A cunning fox like you should have the answer to that
Sure I do
But I want to hear it from the horse's mouth
Fine, I'll tell you
I'm not interested in you, Zhou Fada
I wouldn't even take you for free
It's the stocks you have that I'm eyeing
There are Orange, ABIB, Sugaa, etc
You're not human, Ou Jinxuan
You're just a crab
Not the Sri Lankan crab...
or the Hokkaido king crab,
but a hermit crab
You thought you'd found a rich man's "shell"
But no, your dream was dashed
You had to cling on to my uncle for the time being
And now, you're trying to take my "shell"
Right, give it to me
If not for my buddy Ou Jinguang...
I'd... - What would you do?
If my brother finds out that you raped me,
what do you think he'll do?
It's no longer adultery but rape?
Adultery or rape, I'll decide
There were just the two of us in the house
If we go to court,
who will the judge believe?
What a vicious woman you are
I could build a few hospitals and schools in the mountains with all that money
Ou Jinxuan's not going to ruin my plan
Granny Mahjong
You gave me a scare
Playing mahjong with the fish?
My foot. They only make me dozy
Go home to sleep then
I'd love to, but I need to keep an eye on Weixiong's mum
You're too much, Granny Mahjong
Look who's talking
I curbed the itch to play mahjong and came here to watch her...
as I was worried about her
Yet you accuse me of going too far
You aren't spying on her?
Certainly not
Weixiong told me Jiahui almost...
got abducted the day she sneaked out
I know about it. The man was arrested
Wasn't he wicked...
to even try to cheat a dementia woman
He'd better not go out in a storm,
or he'll be struck by lightning
You're not just a mahjong ace
You're unparalleled when it comes to cursing others too
That jerk is to blame
Weixiong is terrified
She's thinking of putting her mum in a home
I don't believe this
I didn't know she was the heartless sort
Too much
You've got the wrong idea about Weixiong
Her work keeps her really busy
By the time she gets home, it's midnight
She doesn't have the time or energy for her mum
That's true
If you think Jiahui has been reduced to a benighted woman, you're wrong
She may have a poor memory now,
but other than that, she's normal
She always makes sure I don't starve
When I take a longer time to shower,
she'd knock on the door in case I slip in the bathroom
I don't have a heart of stone
How can I let her be put in a home?
No way
That's why I assured Weixiong...
I'd take care of Jiahui
So long as I'm around,
my daughter-in-law's not going to a home
Granny Mahjong
You hit me so hard
Sorry, I got carried away
Granny Mahjong
What are you doing?
I'm looking at you
Don't be crazy
This is strange
What?
You've changed
I used to think you were detestable
But now, I find you so adorable
What rubbish
They're so close
Time to knock off
Ten more minutes to go
Never mind, I'm famished. Let's go
A relationship is like the traffic
It goes two ways
Da
Are you dating Auntie Hui's daughter?
Are you interested in her?
She's so pretty
It'd be great if she could be my girlfriend
Dream on
Go dating with your mermaid
OK
My dream may just come true
What do you want to eat, Hui?
What are you doing?
Juan's shop is upstairs, Mum
I'll just drop by
Don't bother. She's gone on holiday
Let's go grab a bite
Why?
What do you mean why?
Why is everybody away on holiday?
Ming's on holiday, Kang's on holiday,
and so is Juan
Should you be surprised?
Singaporeans travel a lot
I told you to follow me and you should
Don't wander off or stop somewhere
Get into trouble again...
and Weixiong will put you in a home
Xiong is putting me in a home?
No...
A home...
Mum
I don't want to go to a home, Mum
I don't want to go to a home
Stay out of trouble...
and you won't be put in a home
I'll stay out of trouble
Sit down
What do you want to eat? I'll go and buy
You sit down. I'll buy
I want lor mee
But there's always a long queue
It's OK, I'll queue
You know which stall it is?
Yes, the prawn mee stall
I want lor mee, not prawn mee
I know lor mee
I'll get it myself. Sit down
No, I'll get it
Just do as I say and sit down! Really...
Want to buy Toto? It's for tonight
No
I want a ticket. The grand prize is $10 mil
How many? - I want it too
I thought you said no?
I thought he was selling tissues
I want these two
I picked this one first
It's not like it'll be the winning ticket
How much? - $10
How much is this? - $5
From $3, it became $5. It's good money
Last ticket. Want it?
I'll give you a discount - $4
If it's the winning ticket, I'll get it
Stay here. Don't wander off
Want to buy Toto? It's for tonight - $10 mil
So much money?
Want to win it? - Yes
Take this ticket then
How much? - $4
Good luck
Someone has fallen
Need to call an ambulance?
Mum...?
Where's she gone?
Hungry?
A little
Order something to eat then
No. Let's wait for your sis
She's my sis. Don't stand on ceremony
It's OK
Is that her?
She has a certain quality about her
Come on, she's always pulling a long face
How dare you complain about me to your girlfriend
See? She's prone to violence too
Hello, I'm Zhang Weixiong
Hello, I'm Bonnie
Waitress
Two Set As, please
Make it three
Serve us the food quickly
Thanks
Hungry? - You bet
We waited for so long
Sorry, I came straight from the office and was caught in a jam
It's OK
I had to bombard him with ten messages a day...
before he finally agreed to arrange for us to meet
She's a pain in the neck
That's no way to talk to your sis
Are you... classmates?
No
I'm not so academic. She's a gifted student
I don't even hold a degree from a degree mill
What course do you do?
Business Administration, final year
How did you get to know each other?
Are you examining your witness?
I'm just curious
What does a sweet girl like Bonnie see in you?
Weikang may call himself a jerk,
but he's the best guy I've ever met
This is the first time I've heard anyone pay you such a huge compliment
He's also my hero
I'm not so super
I don't know what came over me that night
I just had this sense of righteousness
Yes, before midnight
Drink it up, come on
Let's drink - Cheers
Give it to him
Are you all right?
When I got beaten up,
I did regret being a busybody
I'm not Superman
Weikang has had a sense of righteousness since he was a kid
He'd stand up for his classmates when they were bullied
But my poor mum. The discipline master always called her in
Thanks, Bonnie
This is the first time I see him...
taking life so seriously
Weikang is a bright boy...
but there's a problem with him
Whenever he suffers a setback,
he'll try to cut corners
If he'll stop doing that, then...
She never stops nagging at me
Listen to your sis
OK
Be serious
OK, I'll be serious
All right, I won't go on. He knows exactly what I'm going to say
Bonnie
Give Weikang more time
You'll realise that he doesn't just have a sense of righteousness
He'll also give you a good life
Don't go on anymore
They're taking so long to serve the food
Hello
Weixiong, Auntie Million Dollar here
Auntie Million Dollar?
I'm at the Old Airport Road Food Centre...
You're so long-winded
Your mum and I came here to eat, Xiong
I wanted lor mee
She said she'd buy it for me
But she couldn't tell between lor mee and prawn mee
Can you cut to the chase, Grandma?
When I came back, she was gone
Gone?
Ambulance?
Mum
Xiong
Are you hurt?
Did I get into trouble again?
No
Don't be angry with me, Xiong
Don't put me in a home
I don't want to go to a home
You're putting Mum in a home?
You're back, Kang
Is someone putting you in a home, Mum?
I...
I don't remember
Don't worry. She's not doing that as long as I'm around
Get your facts right before you start accusing me
It has to be true,
or Mum wouldn't be so scared
I didn't say I'd put her in a home
I only suggested it to Grandma
That means you are planning to do that
Cool it, Weikang
If you dare put Mum in a home,
you'll be sorry
Stop behaving like a gangster
Anybody is fit to accuse me but not you
Come again?
Why am I not fit to chide you for wanting to put Mum in a home?
Because you're irresponsible
Any idea what happened while you were away?
There was once Mum sneaked out and lost her way
She was almost abducted by a man
When a case I handle is heard in court,
I may even have to work past midnight
Grandma is advanced in age
It's tough for her to look after Mum
You think I want to put Mum in a home?
I'm left with no choice
You're part of the family
Ask yourself whether you've taken care of Mum
Quit arguing
I won't get into trouble again, Xiong
I'm sorry
Sorry, Mum. You aren't to blame
We shouldn't argue in your presence
Sorry
Grandma
You're back - Are you OK, Mum?
You scared the wits out of me
I told you to stay where you were
But when I came back with the lor mee, you were gone
Mum didn't wander off, Grandma
She heard an old person had had a fall
She thought it was you, so she went to check it out
The person was covered in blood
She mistook her for you
The paramedics also took her for the woman's family,
so she got into the ambulance
What a mess
Grandma
Kang
Where did you go? Why didn't you come home?
Didn't you miss me?
Sure I did, that's why I'm back
I'm back. Everything's fine
That's all that matters
She's...
Come in
She's Kang's girlfriend, Mum
They came back together from abroad
Her name is...
Bonnie
Bonnie?
Why "bonnie" (flat-chested) when she has a good figure?
What does it mean?
I'll explain it to you later
Don't bother to make tea, Xiong
Young people prefer soft drinks. There are some in the fridge
Grandma
Why did you tell Mum I'd be putting her in a home?
It was a slip of the tongue
Relax, Jiahui will soon forget about it
Not if it's something she fears or worries about
I'll watch my tongue from now on
I won't bring it up again
What's the matter?
What is it? - There's a needle in the shirt
Who left it there?
You must've been the one
Did you prick your finger?
No
Any needles on your pants?
Sorry I didn't tell you about my family
I was going to do that after the meal with my sis actually
But you saw everything
Saved me the trouble
Did you get a fright?
No
Sure? - Sure
I bet you'd never been to a place like this
These are rental flats...
for low-income families
It's where I grew up
Where you grow up cannot deter you from succeeding in life
Look at your sis. She's a lawyer now
I'm different from her
She was right
I run away from my problems
Don't do that anymore
From now on, no matter what happens,
we'll face it together
Where's your girlfriend?
She's quite pretty. And she doesn't behave like a spoilt rich girl
No wonder you fell for her
I saw you from the window when you walked her out
She saw everything
I didn't want her to find out about my family,
but she came to my place and saw everything
So? Did she look down on you?
She wouldn't do that
She said no matter what happened from now on,
we'd face it together
You're lucky, Zhang Weikang
With her helping you, nothing will be a problem to you
What are you driving at?
Haven't you heard? Money is omnipotent
I won't take a cent from her
What's bothering you then?
Stay out of my affairs
Come off it, Zhang Weikang
You're worried about your future with Bonnie
You're lost as you feel there's a big gap between you
I can understand. She's a rich girl
She might not even have stepped into an HDB flat all her life,
much less a rental flat
Did our antique lift scare her off?
Did she hesitate before entering it?
She may think, "I'm OK, it doesn't scare me
"Though I come from a rich family,
"I'm a heartlander and I'm quite down-to-earth"
But...
do you believe her?
Better end the relationship
Say that again
What you just said makes me feel you're not good enough for her
Better part now
What did I say?
You said, "I won't take a cent from her"
What's wrong with that?
It shows you've an inferiority complex
I'd be shameless if I used her money
You're in a relationship
Her money is your money, and your money is her money too
Why do you have to draw the line between you?
You don't understand
Sure I do. If you take her money,
you'll look down on yourself
That's why I say you can't carry on with her
What nonsense
It's true
How long will it take you to catch up with her?
Her dad owns a listed company,
and she's the only daughter
Unless you were Mark Zuckerberg,
it'd take you a few lifetimes before you're equals
You'll always feel inferior to her,
and the feeling is going to get worse
In order not to outshine you,
she'll try to look as ordinary as she can
Noticed her outfit today?
It was just an ordinary T-shirt, jeans,
and canvas shoes
But something she was wearing still...
gave her status away
What is it?
Her watch should cost at least 60K
60K?
No way. Bonnie isn't the sort who flaunts her wealth
Maybe she isn't aware
It could be a birthday present from her dad
She probably doesn't know the price
It isn't a common brand
I show hotel guests where to buy luxury watches
That's why I know
Don't go on anymore
You're trying to move up the ladder...
while she's trying to come down
It's tiring
My suggestion is,
regard her as your goddess,
not your girlfriend
Guan Meiyu
Are you done? Shut up
I didn't mean to say all that
I was forced into it
Did your words manage to wake him up?
No. He flew into a rage instead
I was accused of being a busybody
Love is blind
He fell for the wrong woman
I feel so sorry for him
Why are you such a busybody?
Why should you bother who he goes out with?
You don't know Zhang Weikang
He tends to go to extremes
He may just do something extreme if he's forced to leave Bonnie
It'll be terrible if he chooses to perish together with her ("yushi jufen")
Hang on
You know the meaning of "yushi jufen"?
My Chinese isn't so poor
Most of the guests I handle are from Mainland China
My Mandarin has improved a lot
Good, I can save my breath
You're right
He tends to take things to extremes. What you fear may just happen
Too bad you failed to talk sense into him
Things aren't looking good
Why don't you speak to him in person?
Wait till the last episode
Last episode?
An important figure like me...
should only appear in the last episode to tie up the loose ends
It's your word against nobody's
You claim that ordinary-looking watch is over 60K
Excuse me?
That's a Grande Complication watch from the Master Grande Tradition
It comes with a minute repeater, a perpetual calendar,
a sidereal orbital tourbillon...
and a sapphire display case
There are only 18 pieces in the world
It's a return to tradition,
unique yet ordinary
How did you know all that?
Did you just realise how knowledgeable I am?
Food is ready, Brother Big Brother
Let's dig in
Let's eat
Only two dishes and a soup?
Where are your manners?
You're gatecrashing, yet you're still complaining
I thought a VIP like me...
would be served steamed fish and stewed pork knuckles
How about abalone?
I wouldn't say no to that
I don't have it. Are you not eating?
I am. Let's take things as they come
I'm very flexible
I'm OK with a spread as well as simple fare
I let you eat with us, yet you still have so much to say
Thanks for giving me food
But Li, can you take it a step further?
What do you want?
Can I crash on the ﬂoor for the night?
No
Take pity on me, Li. I'm homeless
That's none of my business
Why are you homeless, Brother Big Brother?
It's a long story
Let's eat first
Are you a hungry ghost or what?
I haven't eaten for days
That terrible?
Let him eat his fill
He won't fight with us over the steamed fish then
There's steamed fish coming up
So mean of you to save the best for yourselves
Let's share this
We'll share
Xiaoying's not his usual self, don't you think so?
You're right
He seems to have something against the durians
See the way he hacks at the durians?
You'd better watch your tongue
Done, Potty Mouth
He's calling out to you
Be careful
Yes, Brother Xiaoying?
What's the problem now?
There isn't any problem
But you call me Brother Xiaoying
Going to fire me?
Of course not
Your performance is excellent. Why would we fire you?
I just hope he'll stop cursing and swearing
Anything else to do?
No
I'm off then. You clean up
Did you check the Toto result?
You vowed to chop your fingers off if you gambled again
You told me to queue to buy the tickets
Oh yeah, the grand prize is $10 mil
Did you buy Toto, Xiaoying?
Sure, I bought System 8
The result's out
I hope I get to win all the $10 mil
I'll read out the numbers
The first one is 8. Do we have it?
I don't even have the digit 8
I have 8
The next number is 18
I also have it
What's the next number?
28
I have 28 too
It's true. Don't tell me the next number is 38?
It is 38
42...
42
Honey
I ordered espresso double without sugar for you
How "thoughtful" of you to double the bitterness
If you can take it, you'll be able to cope with adversity
What you said is true
But you insist on heading towards disaster,
Heaven will not help you
Don't you worry about me
Have you made up your mind, honey?
Yes, I have
Nothing is more precious than kinship
Well said
It's said kinship cannot be severed
Your grandma brought you up
It's time she enjoyed life
If the case of rape is taken to court...
and the whole world learns about it,
she'll be sent to an early grave
And that good-for-nothing uncle of yours isn't getting any younger
You shouldn't make him worry for you
Ou Jinxuan, I see that you know how to conduct yourself
Of course. I'm not without a heart
You do have a heart, but it's black
Cut the crap
Hand over all your shares, Zhou Fada
Since you think kinship is important, money should be superfluous to you
Hear me out
Kinship may be precious,
but we also need money to keep life going
That's why they say money is best left out in relationships
Relationships are fragile when money is involved
But I'm different from other people
I treasure kinship
I'm glad you think that way
But... - No buts
Make up your mind
But one can't do without money
Shall we split it half-half?
My foot
Don't bargain with me
If I give you the shares,
you'll tell my grandma and uncle the truth?
Sure, I'm a woman of my word
Why should I believe you?
What if you accuse me of bribing you to hush you?
I'll never clear my name then
You don't have a choice but to do as I say, Zhou Fada
That's true
Take the call
It's very disrupting
It's your brother. Must be something important
Answer it. I need two minutes to think it over
What is it? I'm in the middle of a negotiation
Did Uncle win Toto, Jinxuan?
Come again? $10 mil?